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  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon
givemeinternet:

I’m sure this means something, but don’t ask me what.

givemeinternet:

I’m sure this means something, but don’t ask me what.

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a-shout-in-the-void:

My absolute favourite thing on this site

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lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

(Source: iraffiruse, via braided-sperry)

ivyblossom:

All other typos can go home. This one wins.

ivyblossom:

All other typos can go home. This one wins.

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vicradlehead:

this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via trance-infatuation)

solangehitme:

aphrodisy:

what is this

a mess

solangehitme:

aphrodisy:

what is this

a mess

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masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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becausejensenackles:

I feel like I should have seen that coming.

(Source: nevver, via trance-infatuation)

(Source: CKND, via m0nopoly)

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

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notchicken:

chekhov:

It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight

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